bokep I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a
bokeh woman in a
bokeh nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When
bokeh I
crot mentioned
crot the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for
crot caterwauling) to the
memek receptionist the next morning,
bokeh she rolled her eyes and
memek declared
crot the woman an 'actrice',
crot or
crot sex worker.
Now,
porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes,
memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and
bokeh all men dread - the louder the
porn cry of ecstasy,
memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In
memek other words,
porn you can't measure passion
memek in terms of decibels:
crot there's sex as
porn performance art,
porn and
bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And
memek when a woman
memek is genuinely aroused,
bokep trusts her partner and
porn is
porn not
memek fearing for
bokep a fragile male
porn ego,
bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and
crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my
porn Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine,
crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis,
porn they'd explain,
bokep so
bokep they could make their partner feel happy,
bokep while
crot conserving their
crot energy for
bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another
memek study by two researchers from the University of
bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about
crot bokeh manners
memek and
bokep crot 'manipulation',
memek and
bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line,
porn so to
bokep speak.
memek A new study confirms
bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy,
bokeh bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying:
bokeh 'I'm enjoying this,
bokeh but
crot can
crot you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar,
crot ladies?
The
memek only other reason to screech
crot like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from
porn,
crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman
bokep from Sunderland
bokeh said in 2014
crot after neighbours complained
crot that her sexual yowling drowned
bokep out their
bokeh bokeh TVs:
bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned,
crot porn that's what you should be doing.'
Well, memek bokep only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.In their
bokep book,
bokeh Sex At Dawn,
bokeh Christopher Ryan and
bokeh bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of
porn our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and
bokeh keen to
crot copulate.
If you're a sex worker,
bokep I can understand
crot the need to advertise. But if you're not,
crot then men should take heed:
bokep the best
memek sex may just be the quietest.
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