I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should
crot offer to perform
bokeh an exorcism.
When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word
porn for
memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning,
bokep she rolled her eyes and
memek declared the woman an 'actrice',
porn or
bokep sex worker.
Now,
crot according to
bokeh this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes,
bokeh it all
bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and
porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy,
memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words,
bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels:
porn there's sex as performance
bokeh art,
porn and
bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And
bokeh when a woman
bokep is genuinely
porn aroused,
crot trusts her partner and
porn is not fearing for
bokep crot a fragile male ego,
bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and
porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine,
crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis,
bokeh they'd
crot explain,
memek so they could make their partner feel happy,
crot while conserving their energy for
memek other tasks in hand.
bokeh This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University
crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were
memek all about manners and
crot 'manipulation',
memek and
bokeh that women were prone to what they
bokep described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line,
bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry
memek of ecstasy,
crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying:
bokeh 'I'm enjoying this,
porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar,
bokeh ladies?
The only
crot other reason
memek to screech like a demented
bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from
porn,
crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland
porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs:
bokep 'As far as I'm concerned,
bokeh that's what you should be doing.'
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.In their book,
memek Sex At Dawn,
crot Christopher Ryan and
bokeh Cacilda Jetha
memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate
memek cousins - was to alert
bokep nearby males that they
memek were fertile and
crot keen to copulate.
If you're a sex worker,
bokeh I can understand
porn the need to advertise. But if you're not,
bokeh then men should take heed:
bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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