I've long been
porn haunted by the memory of
bokep a stay in Paris's
porn Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a
bokeh woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform
crot an exorcism.
crot When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for
crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning,
porn she rolled
bokeh her eyes and
crot declared the woman an 'actrice',
bokeh or
porn sex
bokep worker.
Now,
memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes,
bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and
crot all men
bokeh dread - the louder the
memek cry of ecstasy,
bokep memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words,
porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels:
porn there's sex as performance art,
porn and
crot sex as genuine intimacy. And
porn when a woman is genuinely aroused,
porn trusts her partner and
memek is not fearing for
bokeh a fragile male ego,
bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and
crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing
bokeh The Erotic Review magazine,
porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis,
bokeh they'd explain,
porn so they could make their partner feel happy,
bokep while conserving their energy for
bokeh other tasks in hand. This
bokeh was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from
memek the University of Central Lancashire. They
bokep declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and
crot 'manipulation',
bokep and
memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing
bokep line,
memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy,
porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying:
crot 'I'm enjoying this,
bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar,
memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from
porn,
porn where
bokep loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland
crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual
memek yowling drowned out their TVs:
memek 'As far as I'm concerned,
bokeh bokeh that's what you should be doing.'
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.In their book,
bokeh Sex At Dawn,
memek Christopher Ryan and
memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and
memek keen to copulate.
If you're a sex worker,
bokeh I can understand
porn the need to advertise. But if you're not,
bokeh then men should take heed:
bokep the best sex may just be
crot the quietest.
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